I came for Steve Carell and stayed because apparently I now have strong emotional opinions about fictional university employees.
The literary equivalent of a beach vacation where you know it’s going to be relaxing and somehow enjoy it even more because of that.
A movie that somehow turned weather forecasting into one of the most suspenseful jobs imaginable.
Turns out being trapped in 1855 wasn’t nearly as painful as being trapped in this book.
Fluorescent lighting, empty hallways, and confusion- now turn those into one of the most memorable horror experiences of the year.
A book that made me want to simultaneously solve a disappearance and dramatically stare out a rainy window while indie music plays.
A thriller that slowly climbs the roller coaster hill before finally throwing you into the chaos.
A documentary that will have you questioning how manipulation works and also yelling “absolutely not” at your television every fifteen minutes.
Finally, a movie that proves suburban parents will apparently do literally anything before filling out another student loan application.
What it feels like when someone turns capitalism, fashion, and a fever dream into a very expensive art project.